Team > Special Squad

We're the "Special" Squad, a ragtag group of gaming misfits who've mastered the art of blaming our lackluster gaming skills on our supposed "special needs." Yep, you heard that right – we've weaponized our non-existent disabilities to excuse our epic fails in the gaming world. It's like a twisted game of "hide and seek" where the only thing we're seeking is an excuse for our abysmal performance.

Picture this: a team of so-called "special needs" kids stumbling through levels, blaming every misstep on our conveniently invisible impairments. Slow reflexes? Must be our "special" condition. Clumsy controls? Clearly a side effect of our "unique" abilities. It's like playing a game within a game – the game of deception.

But here's the kicker – there's no disability here, folks. Nope, none at all. Just a bunch of regular Joes who couldn't hit a target if it was the size of a barn door. We're like magicians, weaving a web of excuses so elaborate, you'd think we were auditioning for a Broadway show.

So if you ever find yourself on the receiving end of our less-than-stellar gameplay, just remember – it's all part of the act.